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After you e-mailed me your picture, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine After you e-mailed me your picture, I realized I was looking for someone more masculine All I Asked on New Year's Eve Was... All Your Bragging Led Your Mate to My Room... Guess What Happened, Bada Bing Bada Boom! Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are those Guess jeans? Cuz guess who wants to get in them! Are you a checkout line? Cause I see you checkin' me out! Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see! Are you sun-burned, or are you always this hot?! Baby Now that You're Gone, Give Me Back My Stuff Baby, I didn't mean to scar you Baby, I Don't Care That You Keep Creepin'...as Long as It's Me That You'll Be Keepin'! Baby, you gotta know that in the bedroom you’re no romeo! Back Off and Get Off My Case. Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead? Can I buy you a spatula? Can I flirt with you? Can I get some fries with that shake? Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Check yourself i know you were frontin' Check yourself, I know you were frontin' Cut All the Drama. You Aint Nuthin but a Fat Hoochie Momma Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?? Did you see what happened? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Do you know what'd look good on you?? Me. Do you think your mirror is telling you you're fabulous? Think again! Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. Don't even think about marrying her, i want you back! Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game Drop the zero, and get with the hero. Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week. Get a Job or Get Out Get a Job or Lose Me Get over yourself girl, nobody will date you because you're a bitch Gimme Gimme Gimme Is All You Say. Stop Freeloading or I’m Kicking You Out Today Gimme Gimme Gimme Is All You Say...Stop Freeloading or I’m Kicking You Today Girl It’s Gonna Get Heated…I’ve Got Proof Your Man Cheated! Girl your game is whack Girl, Here's a Flash... Lookin' like That, You're Nothin' but Ghetto or Trailer Trash Girl, It's Gonna Get Heated I’ve Got Proof Girl, lose the tude, you look like a dude! Girl, Stop your Stupid Revenge Tactics Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. Guess what baby, I don't want you anymore Guess what! I slept with you to win a bet! Guess what! I’m just using you ‘cuz i really want your friend! Guess what! You're no longer invited Guess what? You think we’re together…today i say “not!” Guess What? I’m Cheating on You Guess What? I’ve Been Playing You for a Fool Guess what? You’re not my only lover! Hate to Tell You Honey, I’ve Got a Secret Lover Have you been eating Campbell's soup? Cuz you're looking mmm mmm good. He's Your Man but I’m Having His Baby He's Yours... But He's Coming Home with Me Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Here's a quarter...Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! Here's an Instant Message for You... I’m Going to Be an Internet Girl! Like It, or Log Off! Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? Hey baby, wanna wrestle? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! Hey get off my case Hey! Get off my case . . . Hey, baby, what's your sign? Hey, Jerk How Dare You Dump Me Like That. . . Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile? Honey You're Dead in Bed. It's Killing Our Relationship Honey, we’ve got no money...stop losing jobs, or I’m gone! How dare you reveal my secret? How was Heaven when you left it? I admit I snooped... Surprise, you're busted! I can lick my eyebrows. I can't believe you are over me already I Can't Believe You Look Like a Hoochie I can't believe you told everyone my secret! I cheated & I’m not sure if you're the father of our baby! I demand to know why you’re spreading those nasty rumors about me! I don't date the men where I work. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists. I don't want to lead you on. I got 99 problems, and you ain't one! I hate living with you. . .guess what, I’m moving, and you’re not coming with me! I Hate to Tell You Honey, But I’m Dumping You for Someone with More Money I have a lot of growing up to do. I Have a Sizzling Summer Secret that Will Blow You Away… I have to tell you I’m living a secret life I have to tell you! I’m cheating on you with your brother! I have to tell you…your boyfriend got me pregnant! I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! I just can't help it, I got game I just want to hit it and quit it, let me know if you're with it I just wanted to say I love you! I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking? I Know This Will Throw You into a Rage, I’m Gonna Date a Woman Twice My Age! I know you are cheating, you're busted! I know you want me…but guess what? I don’t want you! I Lied to Your Face and You Fell for It I like big butts and I can not lie. I love you but I love me more. I love you! I may not be the best looking girl here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I miss you! I Mooched off You and Used You I Mooched Off You and Used You Too... I Moved to Be with You, Then You Dumped Me I Must Confess Before the Wedding Bells Ring... I Need to Have a One-night Fling! I need a real man. I need to tell you I’m pregnant by another man! I never slept with you, so why are you telling I proved you can't be trusted, step off you're busted I Said I Had Cash, but I’m Broke as a Joke I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you... I think of you as a brother. I think of you as a sister. I thought that I could love no other until, that is, I met your brother. I wanna be your girl! I wanna be your man! I wanna get down with you…surprise! I want to add her too! I wanna rock your world! I want to know why you won’t return my phone calls! I wasn’t ready then...but guess what, honey, I’m ready now! I wish I'd never told you my secret I wonder what our children will look like. I'll Do Anything to Get You Back I'm a Snickers.....why wait? I'm celibate. I'm lost. Which way is it to your house? I'm not attracted to you in that way. I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me. I've decided I'm just not ready for a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. I've found someone else. I've got a sexy secret…I'm in lust with you! I've had enough of you. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. I’m About to Explore I Have to Unload I’m afraid to tell you…our baby may not be yours! I’m Bi and I’ve Been Cheating on You I’m Big Chested, but I’m Not Your Sex Object I’m in love with my best friend! I’m in love with two women...I can’t make a choice...so don’t force me! I’m in love with your best friend! I’m Sick of Being Your Booty Call! I’m sorry…but our baby may not be yours I’m Spring Cleaning and You've Got to Go I’m Using the Internet to Find Someone to Have My Baby I’ve Been Getting Your Dough and Spending It on My Favorite Ho I’ve had enough, you're a bore… there's the door. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". If you were a library book, I would check you out. If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. Is this seat taken? Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. It was between you and my imaginary friend Bobo... Sorry Bobo needs love too. It was just a one night stand. . .get over it! It's not like we are really going out anyways. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. It's not you, it's me. It's over between us. It's Time to Confess and Get This Sexy Secret off My Chest It's Time You Knew it Baby, You Blew It Kiss Kiss Kiss Let's break up before you get too attached to me....so I'm doing you a favor, aren't I? Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? Listen up slob... Listen Up, You Dumped Me, But We're Not Through, I’m Pregnant with Your Baby! Listen Up, Your My Ex...Stop Asking Me for Cash! Lose My Man's Number cuz He's with Me. Today I Tell You You're History Make my wish come true for the new year! My life is too complicated right now. My mom is convinced you are cheating on me! My secret is out! I've got a crush on you! Our Love Lost Heat, So, I’ve Started To Cheat... Our One-Night Stand Became a Booty Call and I don't like it! Our relationship’s in crisis…i want to be single for a week! Please Take Me Back, I’ve Kicked My Drugs... Revenge is sweet!... You dumped me...today I’m dumping you! Say, did we go to different schools together? Shape up or poof! Be gone! She Stole from Me, That Man-Swiping B... Sister, Stop Dissin' Me Because of My Size Smile if you want me! So, you wanna hang with me? Something's Going on Here Sorry I can't afford to go out with you anymore. Stop denying it! I know you cheated at your bachelor party! Stop Flaunting Your Naked Body In Front of My Man Stop lying, we never slept together Stop smoking pot or I'm leaving you! Stop Your Jealousy or I’m Gone Stop Your Lying, Cause I’m Not Buying…I got proof you Cheated On Me! Surprise! I have proof…you’re busted for cheating! Surprise! You have no clue That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? The relationship is over…move on, I’m with him now! The tape proves it…I know you're cheating! There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. This Is the Hardest Thing I’ve Had to Do Um...I'm bored of you, you're dumped. Wake up Baby and Get a Clue I’m Making Him Jealous by Sleeping with You Wake up Baby and Get a Clue... I’m Making Him Jealous by Sleeping with You Wake up Honey! I’m Just Using You for Sex and Money! Wake Up You're being dumped Wanna go to the movies? Want to go to the prom with me? Was your father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. We got it on, yeah, it’s true...you were just a bet & it’s time you knew! We might as well get together because I'm going to tell everybody we did anyway. We were best friends until you met your man We were forced to break up…baby I want you back! We're Both Messin' but No-one's Confessin' We're Both Sweatin' the Same Guy, But One Date with Me Will Seal the Deal We're not going out anymore! We're just friends! We're Over but There's Something You Have to Know Were you ever arrested? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. What do you like for breakfast? What's wrong with you? Who's your daddy? Will you be mine? Will you be my valentine? Will you catch me? 'Cause I've just fallen for you! Will you go out to dinner with me? Will you go to prom with me? Will you go to the dance with me? WOW! I thought they were lyin, but you ARE hotter than my grandma! You a fine lookin woman, won't you back that thing up. You and me are like "Fisher Price" baby....Ooh the possibilities You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. You asked for my phone number, but you never called . . . What’s up with that? You Can Kiss Your Belongings Goodbye...i'll Never Give Your Stuff Back You dissed me when I was ugly, now I’m hot You dropped something...my jaw. You got it goin on right… what you doin friday night? You got it goin on right… what you doin saturday night? You got it goin on right… what you doin tomorrow night? You got no flow You got no game cuz your talk is lame You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying. You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves. You look like a dream. You Made Fun of Me...Look at Me Now! You may have my man, but don't think you're raising my kids You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you! You must be cake because I want a peice of you! You must be candy because God you sweet. You must be goin to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. You only want me for one thing...I’m not just your fling! You remind me of the sea...you make me sick. You rocked my world way back when...I’ve gotta know, can we do it again? You said I could cheat, now I won't stop! You say you love me…stop destroying my life You Screamed Another Name While Making Love to Me You should be someone's wife. You Think I Look Like a Circus Freak..But Chill Out, ‘Cuz You’re A Major Geek You Think I’m Livin' Large and Got It Goin' On... Surprise! I Still Live Wit My Mom! You Think You're All That? You think you're playing me...guess again! Now, you'll be going home alone You Think You've Got it Going On You Think You've Got it Going on in the Bedroom...I Think Not! You Think You’re a Celebrity Look-Alike…Sorry Babe, You’re Not! You think you’re getting that embarrassing video back?…maybe…maybe not! You Think Your Naked Bod is the Bomb...But Your Internet Pics are Nasty.com You Took Me in... Guess What? I Took Your Man! You were just a fling but you’re not my thing...now get out of my life You were the best lover…can we do it again? You're a Booty Call, Nothing More... You Want a Commitment? There's the Door! You're Buying Me Clothes and Keeping Me Paid... Guess What Fool, You've Just Been Played You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. You're hot, I'm cold, wanna warm me up? You're My Man... Stop Flirting with My Friends You're My Man... Stop Hanging Around with Gay Men You're Not the Life of the Party, and It's Time You Knew that You're an Embarrassing Drunk You're so sweet I'm getting a cavity just looking at you. You're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. You're the one for me! You're top of my list, I wanna give you a kiss. You're ugly but you intrigue me. You've been a bad boy. Go to my room! You've been a bad girl. Go to my room! You've been playing me You've been playing me, now you're gonna get yours... You've got a secret admirer and i know who it is. Your bulgin' thighs are hurtin' my eyes. Cover up girl! Your Man's a Cheater with Girls Galore... If You Want Proof, Check the Door! Your place or mine? Suggest a new one	Selected Message: